Nude Gardening to be Banned in Happy Valley

If hedge-trimming in your birthday suit is a high priority, then you will likely need to search for property outside of a certain southeast Portland suburb.

At the risk of inviting prurient comment spam, I feel it is my duty to inform you that Happy Valley has cracked down on a rash of naked gardening.

The Happy Valley city council passed a resolution banning

unlawful exposure within the city of Happy Valley in all public places and places visible to the public.

in response to complaints from the neighbors of ‘naturist’ Steven Howatt.

“A lot of nudists only like going to resorts. I love nature because I like playing Adam,” Howatt said. “I can’t tell you all the reasons why it thrills my soul to be a naturist.”

Apparently, adjoining neighbors with children were a little more than shocked to find Mr. Howatt digging bulbs, picking daisies, and edging the lawn au naturel.

If the proposal passes the 2nd reading on October 16, rototilling in the buff in public will be a crime punishable by a fine of up to $1,000.

Further coverage by The Oregonian and video (suitable for family viewing) by KGW News.

FYI, home sellers, as far as I know, there is no statute requiring a seller to disclose the proximity of a nudist. Buyers, caveat emptor.

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2 comments October 5th, 2007